1. Hold your hands over your ears and say "blah, blah blah blah, blah blahhhh.
(only holds the menace back for short periods of time)
2. Ignore the stupidity that comes from within. (See #1 for follow up exercise)
3. Argue with the Menace. (People who say talking to your self is crazy, must be crazy them selves. Everyone talks to themselves.)BTW avoid making a scene in public.
4. Prayer. (You choose who to pray to. Caveat: careful this could bring in other voices that will scold you for being such a dumbass to begin with.
5. Share your bullshit with only those few you can truly trust. (They usually can see the forest while you are running around the trees.)
6. Drugs and alcohol, (Not recommended, however it can bring short term relief. Caution, this will make matters worse sometime down the road.
7. Go waste some money on a psychiatrist.(Again, not recommended. I haven't met one yet that wasn't crazy as a loon. Besides the only way for those crazy bastards to make there boat payment is by telling you, "You are crazy, that will be $175 and I will see you next week.")
8. Kill the Rat Bastard... Haven't figured out how to accomplish this yet.
9. Write a blog and don't tell anyone who you really are....(It might surprise someone that think they know you.)
Just another day of dealing with the menace.
2 comments:
hmmm, very interesting this menace of yours. especially for an average, european, eclectic, all american hillbilly...we should do lunch. but sans the menace;)
you forgot 'take LOTS of pills before your doctor cuts you off'. Yeah.
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